FakeItTillTonightis

A fleeting, hard hitting, cold-like sickness that strikes when one does not want to go to work. FakeItTillTonightis is a common virus that usually lasts for a day. Symptoms include extreme drowsiness, irritability, and a substantial decrease in productivity. These symptoms are more prevalent in the morning and are easily cured by calling in sick to work and are always gone by nighttime.

"Where's Bella today?"
"She called in sick. She's got a bad case of FakeItTIllTonightis."

by Fractus January 24, 2018

fake-organized

when your room looks neat and clean, but in reality under your couch/bed, and in your closet (or other hiding nooks) is an absolute atrocity. usually occurs with people who were once organized but no longer have the time anymore.

"your room doesn't even look any different after 8 hours?"
"hah nope because usually my room is fake-organized but there is a ton of crap under my couch and in my closet..but no its 'real'-organized"

by holymoleydood August 6, 2009

Zigi is Fake

This term relies on a couple who relies on too much media attention.

All zigi does is walk in and out buildings, zigi is fake.

by I love the dictionary! May 27, 2017

fake nigga

A nigga who aint real. All their stories are fake shit that never happened. They front like they're top shit when in reality they ain't shit

"Bro have you heard about the shit that went down on salmaan's trip?"

"yea man. I dont believe that shit tho, salmaans a fake nigga"

by mohamhed September 29, 2014

Fake people

Fake people are inauthentic people they don't care about anybody but themselves they will pretend to be your friend just to get someone where and they will drop you when they realize the friendship isn't benifet to them anymore. They are also back stabbers they lie to you in your face and gossip about behind your back to other people. And they are never there for you when you really need them everytime when you are in trouble they don't care to help you they are always so quick to turn on you when situations get real and serious they want no part of it. Their fake they only care for themselves. And every time you need them it's always a excuse.

You: Hey man I was wondering I need your help I got into something I got nobody else.

Fake people: You know what man.... No I'm sorry

..... Well ok... Wow

Is everything alright?

Obviously no I just told you what happened why would you ask me if you don't care to help me that's mad fake

Well I'm sorry man we can't be apart of that.

Then I guess I brought this up to the wrong person, so you know what I came to you because I thought I was talking king to friends people who was supposed to care for me but I guess I see true colors so I realize I'm talking to fake people.

by Neverstar June 12, 2018

Fake depression

When someone pretends they have depression for attention. They could post things like Bart Simpson crying with a caption saying “pls someone fucking kill me :(“ . A very common way to tell someone is faking it is if they always talk about having “mental breakdowns” or “crying fits” wherever they go. These people are disgusting attention whores so if you come across one just ignore them so they don’t get what they want.

Beth: hey Eloise, how was your night?
Eloise: oh well I was fucking crying my eyes out about the smallest thing. God I’m so sensitive. Why am I still alive.
Beth: fucking attention whore
Eloise: what?
Beth: you have such bad fake depression
Eloise: no I dont *pretending to cry*
Beth: oh fuck off

by honestlystop January 24, 2020

coco flakes

When the girl gets wet during sex and all her excess wetness dries and flakes off during penetration and falls onto the bed.

I was having sex with my girlfriend and after we finished there were coco flakes all over my sheets.

by Cocobutter February 4, 2015