dating a fetus

Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.

Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.

by mlhiss March 19, 2020

YEETUS THAT FUCKING FETUS

When you wanna add that tang like a big booty calli girl when you yeet something

did you see Alex Yeetus that fucking fetus the other day?

by Oofy Oofer January 28, 2019

Fetus Burglar

A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.

Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"

Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"

Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."

by Fetus_Burglar March 09, 2016

Potato fetus

Potato fetus is when a fat women has a hairy coochie that smells like bunions

Ewww all I can smell is potato fetus

by RubberDuckEater69 October 28, 2019

fetus omlet

a deliciouse omlet, normally including eggs and bacon.

mlee- im gonna go make a fetus omlet

kady-mmmm sounds delicious...

by mleekd June 04, 2009

dirt fetus

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix

"dude my girlfriend is making me hold onto our dirt fetus while she goes to the store"

by gillard johnson April 02, 2024

Lint Fetus

The sodden lint that comes out of a woman’s belly button when she’s cleaning cum out of it.

I pulled out, came on her belly and later she developed a full on lint fetus.

by Shag the Fab May 18, 2011