Skip to main content

fetus control

fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy
Joe: dude how did you go with Julia
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant
by shiokarai December 14, 2019
mugGet the fetus controlmug.

Fetus

the object your uncle kleetus smacks.
Watch out uncle kleetus is coming for your fetus
by DaDankMeme March 14, 2020
mugGet the Fetusmug.

Cletus Fetus

What you would call a fetus that is the result of a "Chut N Nut".
Person 1: I bet that baby that Jesse's sister is having is a cletus fetus.
Person 2: Are you saying that Jesse and his sister Chut N' Nutted?
by Jesse Dickerson August 18, 2018
mugGet the Cletus Fetusmug.

fetus

Michael Lin is a fetus
Wow would you look at that fetus
by mlcolin December 19, 2016
mugGet the fetusmug.

walking fetus

What a young woman or man calls a preteen
That walking fetus thinks she's (or he's) cool lol.
by I knowledgepeople March 29, 2017
mugGet the walking fetusmug.

Lint Fetus

The sodden lint that comes out of a woman’s belly button when she’s cleaning cum out of it.
I pulled out, came on her belly and later she developed a full on lint fetus.
by Shag the Fab June 12, 2011
mugGet the Lint Fetusmug.

Cute Baby Fetus

Cute baby fetus
a cute baby fetus is a little fetus. It is a little blue blob that is called Cute Baby Fetus. It has explosive diarrhea every millisecond.
“Aww cute baby fetus is so cute!”
by ballsack2022 March 22, 2022
mugGet the Cute Baby Fetusmug.

Share this definition