Bonduel Meat Fest

Since all of the "good women" have been "taken" by the time they are 15 years old, a common practice in Bonduel is for the men to get together in the gravel drive of the trailer park and bond. The Bonduel Meat Fest generally starts with innocent beer drinking and trash talking but ends with strange homo-erotic sausage stuffing challenges.

Guy 1: ..."and I said that is a dead parrot mother fucker!"
Guy 2: "Wow, that is some awesome shit."
Guy 3: "Fucking a, you are awesome"
Guy 4: "Yes, you are awesome"
Guy 5: "You are awesome too"
Guy 6: "Living in the Bonduel trailer park is awesome."
Guy 7: "Really awesome, who wants to pack some meat?"
Guys: "Time to stuff some sausage, it is a Bonduel Meat Fest!"

by Semen Collector April 3, 2009

Pussy fest

the complete opposite of sausage fest
a party or gathering where the number of girls is significantly greater than the number of guys

that party was insane! so many girls there, a complete pussy fest.

by mbtgfgf November 16, 2010

festery

To fester, or be very extra gross.

Ew, that was festery!

by Kat June 26, 2004

Festival Grass

Grass that was once living green lawn, but has succumbed to excessive traffic or heat. If you sit on it you get covered in bits of dead grass. Typically found in Australian backyards during summer, and at music festivals.

Three days of 40 degree heat and my backyard is just festival grass.

by snozzi January 29, 2009

Fecty

Aggitated, crazy or wild

"Damn, why you so fecty all of a sudden?"

by bored/on/the/internet October 11, 2011

Festitude

Your attitude about a party or festivity

They are keeping close tabs on my festitude for Thanksgiving this year

by LeaBellz November 26, 2014

festival ready

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.

Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.

by Bboxed September 2, 2014