slapping faces

Incredibly good, delicious, fantastic, etc. It’s so good it almost feels unreal, like you have the feeling of having your face being slapped. Alternatively, it is so good you kind of want to slap someone because it makes you so energetic and excited.

h: wat ya sayin about that falafel wrap, mate?
t: ya, truly slapping faces!!! massively.
h: I knew this place would hit.

a: What did you think of the film?
b: It wasn't really slapping faces, was it?
a: Yeah, pretty sub-par if you ask me

by teawhoyeahbunny January 29, 2026

Bag of Faces

Meaning something very negative.

Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.

"Hey bill how was that girl you met last night" - "she was nothing but a bag of faces"

"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"

by Kertef Corobo March 24, 2004

Shittin On Faces

To completely destroy someone(s) or something(s) with your almighty talent.

1. You see Mark at the show last night?
2. Yeah dude he was shittin on faces.

by onlyjayk December 7, 2009

East-Texas Faceshield

A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.

Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!

by HAV0C_ December 27, 2020

Ace Of Fades

It's like catching a fade but more physical in level..it basically means a death threat even taking someone's life with brutality or it can be used to make jokes too..

Yo if you are asking for a fade I'm here and I'm placing the Ace Of Fades on your ass today..

by LeviathanKid April 19, 2021

Ace Of Fades

The shit starter literally going out of your way everyday and want to catch anyone basically a God or Goddess of wanting to catch a Fade..

Dude this fucking guy does nothing but catch fades..mine as well call him the Ace Of Fades...

by LeviathanKid April 19, 2021

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021