hell farm

its a farm off of scary ass road. its a fukd up place. it is were girls and guys will sum times walk out leave with the wrong pants on. its were people film people snorting school buses. its were u get totally bitched at when u finally get a fire going. and then they make u put it out. its were a rooster will crow at random times just to piss u off. its a place were chickens will appear out of kno were. and iff u try to catch them they will say fuck u and run away. its a place were hell spiders come out of no were and swat away a chair when u throw it at them cuz there just that beast. simple put, its just hell farm.

remeber that time we were at hell farm and that kid name kurt told us those amazing stories about everything.

by survior of hell farm February 16, 2009

state farm

A realy bad insurance company. This insurance company is usualy associated with ripping people off and employing turd burgaling assholes. (See. Turd Burglar)

Oh crap. I just got into a accident, and I am about to die. I want to get my car fixed even though I am gonna die, but I have State Farm.

by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005

Factory Farm

A farm that is industrialized and cares more about profit than treatment of animals. Factory farm will in the future come to be the only type of farm, and so will just be called "a farm"

The factory farm had no problem with sending feces-splattered chickens to market.

by jj975 April 13, 2015

Pussy Farm

A farm for women in which potential buyers can come and pick out top quality pussies from a wide selection. The women are kept in horse stalls and must advertise their pussies for the potential buyers by spreading and busting those lips wide open. The buyers can then make a selection from the variety of pussy to choose from. The sweeter the meat, the bigger the treat.

Jim: "Hey man you need to check out the new pussy farm. They got that top quality meat."

Matt: "Yeah man I already have that Preferred Pussy Popper card!"

by tfm69 October 18, 2010

farm ant

1. A really big ant
2. A really fat person

guy 1 : woah look at the farm ant
guy 2 : DAMN ITS HUGE

by redneckgangster September 4, 2009

Road Farming

The act of aimlessly driving up and down the highway or backroads to clear your mind, a kin to a combine driving up and down the plow rows.

Bobbi 'Where ya goin' sweetheart?'

Mitch 'Road farming ... busy day at the firehouse. Just need to think some things over.'

by Jeannette Rankin September 30, 2018

Pussy Farming

The act of sleeping around when your GF or significant other is away.

Ethan- My brother Tyler is such a whore, his GF is in Boston at the Cancer Research Center interning, and hes been busy Pussy Farming.

Kevin- What a ass.

by sdxrunner619 July 17, 2012