someone who talks to you and acts like they're ok with you, yet you notice them lying about you and to you. someone who lowers your self- esteam on purpose. a person who ignores your thoughts and pretends to be cool with you when they need you. this person will talk behind your back, use you, and destroy your social life, they will make you feel depressed, call you a pussy, take advantage of you because they're bigger than you.
You never want a fake friend. i just let go of around 3 of them, assholes can burn in hell for all i care. they're gonna get what they deserve in the future.
by BobTheTHird November 25, 2009
Get the fake friend mug.When a really ugly girl puts on a lot of make up to make herself look beautiful, then when it comes off, she's completely hideous.
by Carol K. Cobain February 24, 2009
Get the Fake Up mug.Your friend can't go out because they're "broke". A day later they're posting pictures of their new fancy vacuum* ("vacuum" being a metaphor for anything valuable). You are in point of fact not broke but instead, a fake-broke busta.
by DOC_MEGA December 23, 2014
Get the Fake-Broke mug.A "Fake Philanthropist" is commonly defined as Kyle Harwood. Kyle Harwood is a fake philanthropist that is located in north Georgia. Specifically, Blairsville, Georgia. Kyle Harwood is also commonly referred to as a slaphappy ginger. He proceeds to "Krrr" anyone who dares stand in his way.
by vodsn March 5, 2022
Get the Fake Philanthropist mug.A stupid arse hole who says they'll kill themselves if you don't like their snap chat. They are always off school for stupid reasons like I stubbed my toe. Also fake having a bad home life like saying "my mum shouted at me" also if they get called a fake depressing bitch they will cry their eyes out
by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021
Get the Fake emo mug.It’s essentially, “I will show you how to achieve this desired result, but first, you have to do this.”
The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.
And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.
Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.
The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.
And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.
Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.
by Henrikj September 1, 2021
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