MM Failure

This is know when a person is attacked by the Mexican Mafia on myspace/facebook game Mobsters. It refers to every time another person makes large claims, but is never backs up their claims.

"The guy is a pure MM failure, he never even attacked me back."

by asmocon February 24, 2009

Epic fail

A failure so large and obvious it has to have its own catagory.

Guy 1: Dude, I just missed an A on my test by 1 point.
Guy 2: Which one did you miss?
Guy 1: I spelled my name wrong.
Guy 2: *shakes head* Epic Fail

by RevolverMonroe December 8, 2009

failure

i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation

Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

Operation Oilraqi Faildumb

Spending a trillion dollars invading a country with no military and losing.

Operation Oilraqi Faildumb failed harder than K Fed’s music career.

by frick11 February 24, 2010

epic fail

Arizona Diamondbacks 2010 Bullpen.

(After SP goes 7-8 solid innings, and the bullpen immediately blows a 3-4 run or more lead)

-Fuck this shit, I can't stand another second of this epic fail.

by hugh_jazz May 15, 2010

chuck norris fail

something that can not and will not ever happen.

Stacy: hey, how likely do you think it is for me to lose weight?
Tom: as likely as a Chuck Norris fail!
(Chuck Norris appears from the shadows, Roundhouse kicks Stacy in the face, and gives Tom a high-five)

by the gentleman thief January 18, 2010

Failcopter

Distant cousin of Roflcopter. This copter is used when something fails terribly.

Joe: Ha, do you know about that stupid rip off movie company named Asylum Films?

Bob: My failcopter goes FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!

by Don Edsmund May 15, 2008