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Elon Musk

When a girl won't go down on you because of the smell of your balls.
by NahbroThatsAyouProblem13 March 17, 2025
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elonned

When, in the effort to increase efficiency, you actually undermine the existing process instead often resulting in increased costs. Also, when trying to improve something your result actually makes it much worse.
The Tesla Cybertruck was elloned by using cheaper glue resulting in an expensive recall and loss of market appeal.

Her elonned telemed appointment forced her to reschedule appointment and required a medical transport ride to her specialist just to get test results costing her insurance for both rides as well as the original appointment.

Musk has elonned his DOGE credibility by firing then rehiring essential personnel costing political capital as well as unnecessary stress on employees as well as the costs of litigation.
by Cogito!? March 24, 2025
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Elon Musk

nobody like Elon Musk anymore
by Gay_Man_Stan March 30, 2025
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Elon Musk

Someone with the reputation of a successful businessman and super genius. In reality, he's nothing more than a con artist who buys his way into successful companies and then forces the original owners out. As far as genius goes, his only talent is hyping up bullshit products to get money from investors and the government.

People tend not to notice how stupid he is until he steps into a field they're familiar wit.
Man 1: Have you heard Elon Musk's new car
Man 2: I don't pay any attention to that fraud.
by Drex V. March 31, 2025
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Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025
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Elonian

Behaviour that is astoundingly cringe, lame and pathetic.
"Did you hear about that loser who pretended to the world he was great at video games, then totally embarassed himself on a live stream and rage quit - then got his ex girlfriend to post on social media about how she'd personally witnessed him be awesome at video games to try and regain a shred of street cred? So we all know he blatantly bribed her to write that?"

"OMG yeah I did, that's sooooo Elonian, can you even imagine being THAT cringe"

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"Did you hear about the billionaire who forced his scientists to launch a rocket on 4/20 even though they warned him it wasn't ready, so it blew up all over a nature reserve, and all because he wanted to make a lame weed joke?"

"Yeah, that was some PEAK Elonian behaviour. I'm just embarrassed for him to be honest. How can you be that rich yet also be that much of a loser?"

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"Did you hear about Daisy's new boyfriend Chad? Daisy dumped him after she discovered that he'd lied about being at law school and basically having ANY friends - turns out he's unemployed, lives in his parents basement and gets an allowance at age 40, and all his "friends" on social media are fake profiles he created to make himself look popular"

"WOW, the dude's SO Elonian! Hope the door didn't hit him on the way out"

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"Did you see the footage of that Trump rally the other day? Place was half empty!"

"Yeah I saw, so embarrassing, did you see any of the vox pop clips? Everyone who was there was totally Elonian, haha"
by WokeMindVirus April 9, 2025
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