erection

Something you get when you don't want it and don't get it when you do want it

Damnit, I got an erection at the pool.

Damnit, I want to jack off but I can't get an erection.

by asdfgfdsgsd December 9, 2008

Exception to rule 34

Although rule 34 is said to have no exceptions i have found 1, Wheres the chapstick

Exception to rule 34.
Where's the chapstick

by Shabam444444444444 October 22, 2011

Extremely Massive Erection

When a man is so turned on that he over-erects, his penis skin starts to stretch and starts bleeding because the skin starts to rip.

Oh fuck, that turned me on so much that i now have an extremely massive erection.

by Fetus Bomber November 5, 2004

election

A special event on TV, where two+ men (or soon enough women) Fight for leadership through votes. Oddly enough the deciding votes come from the morons who don't know where to go to vote. See Provisional vote.
Also where the popular vote means dick all.

no exmaple needed, watch that fictitious TV stuff.

by Brent S. November 3, 2004

The Executioner

Coined by Dalton McCorkle it is the act of tying up a girl and going to town on her while wearing a medieval executioner mask.

Last night Brie said she was horny and down for anything so I performed the executioner.

by Hugh Jorection September 1, 2017

Election day

When America either gets saved or fucked on the first Tuesday of November every 4 years.

On Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020 America is going to have its election day where the electoral college decides if America gets saved or not. It might create a civil war if the results go bad.

by suckmydickwithyourmotherslips November 2, 2020

immediate ejection

Noun.

The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.

Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.

They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!

by Looger November 1, 2007