evan johnson

Extremely hot guys. They are honest and very sexy. Manly and are natural born pimps. They don't watch porn because they get ass all da time! They come off as jackasses but turn it to be big sweethearts and completely kind.
by bambi1123 January 25, 2014
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evan williams

Best (for the money) fucking whiskey ever. Made in Kentucky, which sucks, but for some reason it still tastes good. Evan Williams and natty ice are the two best , most fratty ways to get drunk, period.
Clemson student: Wow our team sucks, let's go drink evan till we don't feel feelings anymore.
Georgia Tech student: Agreed, my life is miserable.
Virginia Tech student: (too busy tearing down goalposts to notice the two other fag pattys talking) fuck yeah! Let's celebrate with some evan williams green label kentucky bourbon whiskey!
by staff November 15, 2006
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Bob Evans

The act of roundhouse kicking a urinal filled with your own shit so hard that the porcelain breaks and shit water goes everywhere.
Bro I just took a Bob Evans at Home Depot.
by EpicNaeNae87 August 20, 2018
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evan reference

anything that has to do with France, lack of sleep, tiredness, being emo, and being an orphan
Dang, that French, emo orphan looks tired. That's an Evan reference!
by Bholon Bhaler August 31, 2022
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Evans ones

When time is FUNDAMENTAL
When JCC are now accepting grade 4s
Believe you, me
When you stop the making
When Sustainability is key
Evans ones You need a grade 4
That was a Evans ones
He pulled an evans ones
by Topshotta786 October 22, 2018
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kill/evan

one of the greatest ppl i know :) i love him so very much and hope everything goes well for him in the future oh yeah and he is the best geometry dash player i know >:D one of my favourite person ever mwa mwa mwa
me: wanna know who my fav person is

random person: sure

me: kill/evan he is the coolest around :)
by Pissbaby<3 October 19, 2021
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Hi evan

saying hi to the mighty evan. Evan is used for the best person to roam the earth
Me: hi evan
You: hi evan
by bunch crunch December 19, 2020
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