He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone
by 726386272 January 18, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Pimp with a gigantic cock.
by triggeredwhigger December 4, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. by Gay boi 100 February 8, 2018
Get the ethanmug. Is a boy who is hot ,kind hearted, fit asfff well natured and is amazing he tends to really be passionate about his hobbies n loves cuddles .He is an amazing guy
P.f :)
P.f :)
U are a Ethan
by Piooo November 1, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. "Damn bro did you see Ethan the other day?"
"Yeah he was definitely flogging his dolphin at Feli's wedgie."
"Yeah he was definitely flogging his dolphin at Feli's wedgie."
by sukuranus July 6, 2014
Get the Ethanmug. by nbkhjgcfgxtrbgcydyrgf November 15, 2016
Get the Ethanmug.