ethan

He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.

georgia: “omg it’s ethan he’s coming over”
larita: “don’t be an idiot he just wants a root”

by i’m in love with a gangster May 5, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020

Ethan

The most obnoxious,rude,selfish,hurtful,mean,short,weird,annoying person ever in the entire universe. He is normally VERY VERY VERY short. He brags about things no one cares about and doesn’t try on anything. If he is still in school he never turns his homework in and normally thinks he is a rebel

Hey man wanna invite a friend over

You:who?

Friend: oh a friend named Ethan

You: Oh uh never mind

by Dwite Halbert February 21, 2020

Ethan

A stupid person who has sex with his mom everyday. He is not self conscious and loves himself so much.

Oooh look at that ethan, I want to be just like him!

by Goon Rat February 28, 2020

ethan

a dumb mf that leads you on and doesn’t do shit for you

dude did you know ethan lead that girl on.

by bringing brandi December 27, 2021

Ethan

Someone who flogs their dolphin at a girls wedgie. He's sweet and has a big dick. ; D

"Damn bro did you see Ethan the other day?"

"Yeah he was definitely flogging his dolphin at Feli's wedgie."

by sukuranus July 6, 2014

Ethan

a guy that was the biggest dick ever and can fuck u so good!!!

omg i got Ethan'ed so bad last night i want more!

by nbkhjgcfgxtrbgcydyrgf November 15, 2016