A focus, usually by poor programmers, on making code as fast, small or 1337 as possible, so that they cum hard, rather than making it work. Related to premature optimisation and premature ejaculation.
by Ricky Clarkson April 5, 2006
Get the premature ejacoptimisation mug.Extreme, forceful gloating. As if one was shooting boastful comments at one's audience / the target of ones gloat.
Often combined with "premature" when someone is excessively boastful prior to the event.
Often combined with "premature" when someone is excessively boastful prior to the event.
premature ejacgloatation: My insert sports team is gonna kick your insert opposing sports team's butt so hard tomorrow, they won't be able to sit for a week.
Or,
I'm so intelligent, I'll do way better in my exams than anyone, I'm sure to get top marks in all of my subjects.
Or,
I'm so intelligent, I'll do way better in my exams than anyone, I'm sure to get top marks in all of my subjects.
by Zedesses December 9, 2008
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Politician Anthony Weiner just had a premature ejaculection. The crotch shot lies are turning him into a pariah with his fellow Congressional democrats.
He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.
He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.
by euphemismo November 23, 2011
Get the ejaculection mug.When you go stay at a Swedish ice hotel with your girlfriend, and shoot your semen all over her face. The next morning it's frozen like a phantom of the opera mask.
We woke up, and she had an ejaculacial!
by Peloton Not Offended September 4, 2013
Get the Ejaculacial mug.when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)
-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!
my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to
'mop up'!!
a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to
'mop up'!!
a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
Get the beer ejack mug.1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.
Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation
by TommyOkktane January 6, 2004
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