Egg-Roll Man

The man who will destroy the world in 2020. Betrayer of the Chopstick Gang. Legally is dead inside. His mortal enemy is Orange-Chicken Man

Mr Egg-Roll Man gives me free Egg Roll for rife.

by JUAN_CARLOS_21 October 2, 2018

Scaredy-egg

Scared of everything, a total chicken

Don't be such a scaredy-egg, come watch this horror with us

by Scallywag17 August 17, 2018

egg tart

When you're eating ass, and the person farts in your mouth.

I was giving Sarah a nice rim job, I didn't expect to get an egg tart.

by fartsmart September 10, 2018

Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.

"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"

by smith.spark March 9, 2019

Portuguese Egg Tart

The act of using a Dyson vacuum to suck the creampie out of a recently insemenated woman. Then reversing the suction of the vacuum directly into said insemenated woman's face. Covering the woman with creampie thus making a runny Portuguese Egg Tart.

Finally got the chance to hook up with my foreign lady Rhubarb and give her a Portuguese Egg Tart. She'll be talking about that for days.

by 2ropes1neck March 25, 2019

Egg Laying

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.

Have you tried egg laying before?

by TTProtoTaylor July 13, 2019

egg

the fucking food

i ate a fucking egg for breakfast

by blubberthing July 26, 2019