one eyed pirate

Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".

You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.

by Vincent May 13, 2004

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one eyed ry

another name for the winkie 'eye'.

get your one eyed ry out for the ladies! (or lads?!)

by miss t October 30, 2006

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One Eyed Willy

Penis

A One Eyed Willy always looks better circumcised

by Bungalow Bill October 18, 2001

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wall eyed titties

when a woman's nipples face opposite walls.

"I was trying to get it on with Liana but i was so distracted by her wall eyed titties"

by corrin March 30, 2008

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blue eyed daddy

A term used to describe a daddy that has blue eyes and knows exactly what he's doing. A blue eyed daddy usually rules the kingdom but keeps his boy happy in every way possible. Blue eyed daddy's are difficult to find, and there are many fakes out there, but once you find a real one there is no turning back.

I found a blue eyed daddy and have become the envy of everyone in town.

by Tygrrr February 18, 2009

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