call of duty commando

Someone that talks about combat video games as if they were actual combat. Someone who's entire knowledge of weapons and warfare is gleaned from playing video games. A person with no actual military of combat experience but acts as if they do because they play video games such as "call of duty", "medal of honor", "army of two", Ect

"That Guy is a real call of duty commando"

by Illharbinger January 06, 2013

Call Of Duty 2

Call Of Duty 2 is about soldiers who fight the battle fields in Europe. They all have one goal in common. Berlin. From russian to the dirty americans, you can have all the war and shooting and bullet dodgeging you want.

Call Of Duty 2 also has another different version. Big Red One. which is for XBox 360. it is also the #1 title on it.

by nero.rome June 21, 2006

Call of Duty: Mobile

A Mobile Game that makes kids play it because they can't afford any good games for their Consoles and PC.

I'm gonna play Call of Duty: Mobile because I can't afford Modern Warfare

by Kejebus December 10, 2019

Call of Duty 4

To have anal sex.
Usually used as a Joke

friend "are you Call of Duty 4 -ing"
friend2 "Top screen or bottom screen?"
friend "PLAYER 2 DEFEATED"
YOU "I hate you guys"

by Emilyogo April 05, 2008

heavy-duty asswipe

Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.

gay phone: Hi!

iphone: Hello

gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?

iphone: Is your phone broken?

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: O.O

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: jeez...

gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!

iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.

by kakashiru August 05, 2010

Karate Chop Duty

The act of holding a fuzzy oven-mitted hand in between the vagina and anus of a female in the midst of D.P. effectively stopping scrotums from unpleasantly rubbing together.

Gonzo was on Karate Chop Duty while, Andrew, Paul, and Stephen Gang-banged his mom.

by SlamDuncan January 12, 2015

call of duty

the most famous game of all time that everybody plays.

bob: hey do you play call of duty?
steve:well of course i do,any real man plays call of duty

by MCxMELLOxFRESH August 11, 2011