Stupid Dummy

A person who is so stupid that they can be used as a literal dummy.

Person 1: Hey, can you buy me something?
Person 2: Yeah! Do you have money?
Person 1: Yes, inside your wallet
Person 2: Great! I already have it for you!
Person 1: Thanks! Stupid Dummy!

by hatertheplayer May 6, 2023

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Crash Dummy

A person who deliberately places themselves in unfavorable circumstances seeking approval from others. Also referred to as a Pitbull, Dumbass, or Lap dog.

Did you see David’s blew up that guys house because Marc told him to?
Yeah.. he’s a crash dummy of course he would.

by thereallllest May 11, 2024

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Jail dummies are impressionable, naive, usually young people who are just entering the world of low end crime. The jail dummies have no clue what the profit from their crime is actually worth, because they're new and oblivious to the profit margins and believe the criminal hiring them is simply giving them a fair share.

In truth, the crime itself is usually simply but fairly high risk, which is why a smarter criminal will outsource the job to jail dummies, so the dummies go to jail while the career criminal gets to deny the whole thing.

Don't worry, if we get caught, I can deny the whole thing and blame it on my jail dummies.

by GliveCo January 23, 2023

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dummy

boooty poop cocky person

eww hes dummy

by true butt March 6, 2022

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Whadup Dummie

A statement used to communicate to the others of worlds.

Person 1: Hey what's up bro
Person 2: Whadup Dummie

by Richard the dude July 24, 2018

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dummy

dummy is the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, no he’s not for you, he’s all for maya :)
he’s funny, loving, HOT and talented asf oh and did i mention HOT oh yes i did lol

random: is that dummy??

random#2: OMG IT IS DUMMY! OH WOW LOOK AT HIM
dummy: stop staring at me gtfo

by mayahasafatass February 1, 2021

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