Upper Decker

When you go in the TOP tank of the toilet. Best used at a party or with an audience.

Aw, man! Someone pulled an upper decker!

by Goldgoatturd February 20, 2009

Big Dicker

When your girlfriend is riding your cock as you look up at the big dipper. The two best things in the world cum together.

-"I was getting dome by the campfire when I looked up and saw the big dipper. It was the best Big Dicker I've ever gotten!"

by Dixin Mahass May 14, 2011

double dicker

situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.

Rob: "Dude, I just won the gold medal in seven events this Olympics, plus, I won the lottery yesterday and seem to have developed superhuman powers."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."

by Rob February 15, 2003

lower decker

The opposite of the upper decker, which involves leaving a fresh pile of feces on the floor next to the toilet, but none actually in the toilet. The lower decker can be used in many situations, such as the workplace or enemies homes.

"Dude, I totally did a lower decker in the men's bathroom."

by simechkr May 12, 2006

mad duckets

a vast amount of money (relatively speaking)

When I get paid I'll have some mad duckets!

by metalmanix666 September 6, 2006

Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

When a person of the female sex has braces and wants to perform oral sex on your heat seeking moisture missle, but you dont want her to.

Man, that bitch is hot! i wish she'd blow my one-eyed trowser trout....wait.....wait....oh man, braces....? Never mind she's a black and decker pecker wrecker

by Just EN Credible September 18, 2006

double dicker

The act of sucking your boss's and his boss's dicks at the same time in order to get ahead in the workplace.

Gary started at the same time as me and now he is my boss. The only way to explain this is that he is a double dicker.

by thedoubledicker September 16, 2016