wiki wiki dolphin

term used for people who go on wikipedia or any other website to specifically find sexual words or definitions. like a horny porpoise aka a dolphin. Di you know that humans and porpoises are the only animals that have sex for fun. True statement

Tiger, you are such a wiki wiki dolphin! - Dana
Nah, im more like a narwhal cuz im so horny! -Tiger

by ShakiraIsSoSexy November 22, 2010

hairless sex dolphin

Noun.

Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.

Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin

Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin.

"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"

by Cowtocracy December 28, 2015

fuck a dolphin

something you say when you are frustrated and mad.

"Dude the english hw takes forever!"

"Really? Go fuck a dolphin."

by scuba69 May 17, 2010

Dolphin's Cry

While laying into some sweet pussy from behind, a male will ravage his female companion sharply in the rectum. The noise she immediately produces is known as the Dolphin's Cry.

It is easy to judge the character of your broad by this action. If she accepts the anal attack, you can bet your broad gets around (or just really loves it in the ass), yet if she denies, she's a prude. Not to stereotype, or anything. You're looking for an immediate rejection, followed promptly by acceptance.

"Dude, I was fuckin my girl last night and i accidentally slipped it in her ass...hard"
"What happened?"
"She made this noise...like....a....a..."
"Dolphin's cry"

by SweetLou1230 May 28, 2006

beached dolphin

when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin

me and your dad, beached dolphin, get it, got it, good

by the killer b - October 16, 2008

Waffle Dolphin

penis

I stuck my waffle dolphin into a dolphin waffle.

by Quentin and Anthony January 12, 2011

dirt dolphin

A slutty white woman who fucks native american guys all the time. Similar to a mudshark, but with native american guys instead.

Wow that Hannah chick is a real dirt dolphin. She is all over Chief Running Horse tonight.

by toddandjared January 10, 2012