The friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce him and apologize about afterwards. The worst part is what that dude says is TRUE!!
Ed: Man, I can't believe you brought that guy over here yesterday. He tore me up for displaying the commemorative Obama Plate collection momma bought my for my birthday!
Joe: Sorry, man. You just can't be pulling no more dumb stuff around Douchebag Derreck!
Joe: Sorry, man. You just can't be pulling no more dumb stuff around Douchebag Derreck!
by DBD1983 August 15, 2014
1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of douchebags in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.
by Andrew Badera December 11, 2010
A chin beard, usually short and well-groomed, that is purposely shaved into the shape of a triangle pointing towards one's lower lip, with no other hair on the person's face (mustache, sideburns, etc.) The name comes from the fact that a person who has it is usually a douchebag.
Person 1: Wow, that fucker just flipped me off! Is 50 in a 40 zone not fast enough for him?
Person 2: Doesn't surprise me, he's got the douchebag triangle.
Person 2: Doesn't surprise me, he's got the douchebag triangle.
by Milky Cannon January 24, 2011
Pushups that are done rapidly and in bad form while waiting for a group exercise class to start. They are mainly performed by men trying to impress girls in the class.
That guy in the back is making a fool of himself by doing all those douchebag pushups before yoga class starts.
by PoolPartyVato April 09, 2014
An asshole who thinks he's enlightened. When in reality he's a high school drop out who is 34 living with his mother in the Poconos doing yoga in her living room.
by Adorable Girlfriend July 31, 2010
This term is specifically used to refer to a male whose name you do not know. These individuals are easy to pick out at first glance because they are flagrantly pompous since they believe they are of high social status. In actuality they are unintelligent and come off as tools in social settings.
by strutter May 22, 2009
Middle and Upper Class british youth. They are usually students but not always. Characteristically defined as pretentious douchebags who wear aviator sunglasses, shorts and flip flops in the middle of fuckin winter. There are two types, the trendsetters and the followers. The trendsetters as the name implies are the ones who lead the way. The followers are useless cunts who have no identity and worship their leaders. Their natural habitat is out on the street usually at night. Can be also found using the phrase "Yeahno"
John: Did you go out last night?
Phil: Oh Mate Yeah it was amazing we got smashed
John: Rararararara
Phil: Yeahno it was really good. rarararara
John: Let's have gay buttsex
Phil: OK rarararararara. I'm a british douchebag
Phil: Oh Mate Yeah it was amazing we got smashed
John: Rararararara
Phil: Yeahno it was really good. rarararara
John: Let's have gay buttsex
Phil: OK rarararararara. I'm a british douchebag
by Keepinitrealreal March 24, 2010