schlong dong

A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.

"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or

"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."

by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007

Dong Extender

A penis extender that increases your Defense in RPGs which is made by Donkey Kong himself

Get it? Dong Extender? Donk̶e̶y̶ ̶K̶o̶n̶g?

by Speak With Your Heart August 17, 2014

nigerian dong

big peen, super huge golungous peen

I used to have two inch peen, now i have 1ft. nigerian DONG

by no_homo_Chromo August 24, 2018

Dong jockey

Likes to ride dicks

Dj is a real dong jockey. He loves the cock

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

god-dong

A cross between "God-damn" and "dog-gone". Designed to sound not as cheesy as "dog-gone" but nor as blasphemous as "God-damn".

God-dong it man, what are you doing?

by Violinist91 January 16, 2009

Ding Dong

a name of an alien species from another planet that has a life expectancy of 2 years. their most notable traits are their slim-like bodies, stubby ears and long limbs, yet lack of nose. the low classes of these species wear only a shirt, but nobles and higher also wear lower attire to cover their nonexistent genitals. long ago, however, in the year 1XXX, their planet was invaded by Let's Play-ers, and the race needed to take action and fend the raiders off their sacred planet. unfortunately, they failed, but only one survives to move to Earth to avoid another invasion. Ding Dong is currently living with his new soulmate, a male Mexican artist named Julian Marcel. they create games together.

also chris stikny,,,

Person: hey remember when Ding Dong was still relevant

Person 2: who

Person:

by Dedede Man May 17, 2020

Long Donging

To royally and thoroughly deep dick ones sexual partner. Requires a long dong shaft (hence the name) and a swift and forceful pelvic thrust

Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan into next century, all the while sipping her vino

Or

Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in

by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021