electric dolphin

Similar to the shocker, in the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a girl's vag and a pinky in the ass (two in the blood one in the mud.) The difference lies in the fact that the two front fingers are twisted like an electrical chord and the thumb/dorsal fin is used for clitoral stimulation. The desired result is a woman's screech similar to the call of a dolphin (errhhaaa! errhhaaa!)

girl: errhhaaa! errhhaaa! errhhaaa!

guy: That's a mutha fuckin' electric dolphin for ya ass.

by Pete(y,r) July 22, 2006

dolphin kiss

The act of pulling down one's pants, to the bare ass, and sitting or preferably jump sitting on someone elses nose. This is most successful when your butt hole lands directly on the victem's nose.

While he sat down I dolphin kissed him.

She has a brown nose because I dolphin kissed her

by Joker5997 March 18, 2008

Dolphined

Verb; When someone tries to start having intercourse but the wrong hole is poked, the girl says no like a dolphin, "eh eh."

Example 1

Girl - "Eh Eh."

Guy - "Oopsh." :)

Example 2

Bro 1 "So breh, check it. I was at this house, poked this chick with my ween and she was like, "eh eh"

Bro 2 "Get dolphined sonnn"

by Abzsss October 15, 2013

Flog the dolphin

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

by Assi9 January 5, 2017

polish the dolphin

The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax

Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*

Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...

*SMACK*

WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals

by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018

dolphin

The best meat in the tuna can.

(Tuna Can Label)
Warning:
(1) This product may contain up to 5% dolphin meat as we couldn't be bothered to separate the mammals from the fish. (2) There is no justidiction governing the meat on inadvertently caught dolphins so just suck it bitches. (3) Also

this product may contain 7mg of mercury which is about 20% the RDA of heavy metal intake.

by Tenacious Faulker May 8, 2009

blue dolphins

1.) its not methamphetamine, it stands for METHYLamphetamine, not similar at all to meth.

2.) there has never been any coke or heroin in any x that has been found, including blue dolphins

3.)there are several different types of blue dolphins, some good, some ripoffs.

There are lots of different kinds of blue dolphins out there, but none of them are laced with coke, lots of misinformation out there.

by ufos8mycow January 19, 2007