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Don't shit your dress!

A phrase used instead of calm down, take a chill pill, or relax.
Dude my cat is missing!!!

Dude it'll be fine, "Don't shit your dress!"
by AndyMacDaddy May 27, 2010
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dhesi

Dhesi is a very strong alcoholic drink originating from the Punjab. It is known to be virtually undrinkable by the unseasoned due to its alcohol content approaching that of ethanol, i.e. 100%.

Advice, use with caution.
Send a shot of dhesi.

Call the ambulance first.
by big land May 9, 2004
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dressel

You guys smell vinegar? I bet there's a big squirting dressel around!
by notbone June 20, 2007
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dressfalcon

To create false impressions of expertise and superiority in a public forum by wearing fake or irrelevant credentials, titles and/or badges of honor.
Forsu, who has a mail order degree in homeopathy tried to dressfalcon at a cosmological society meeting.
by President Pandurang November 23, 2010
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window dress

Using shop windows (or other public windows) to check appearance and to style hair.
example 1:
a: How did your date go last night?
b: Ah it didn't start too well, I was late so I had to window dress on the way!

example 2:
a: He always has to window dress when we are out, its so embarrassing...
b: One time he did it through someones car door - without noticing the people sitting inside!
by Mikey_C February 21, 2009
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Ranch Dressing

When a man emmits his semen on a girls face after sexual intercourse then licks it off her face while they continue intercourse/kissing!
Last night, i gave my girlfriend some ranch dressing for her salad i "tossed".
by yorolandabith May 25, 2011
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Dress Down Friday

A girl who likes to do the housework in her knickers, from "Man Friday" the manservant in Robinson Crusoe.
Being a Dress Down Friday, Evette always ended up with cobwebs on her nipples.
by Nikki-D March 23, 2007
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