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Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As dead end evolution queers' poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!
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Dead Chat xd

When a chat is inactive for 0.042069 of a millisecond, the funny person of the server has to send something that correlates to the phrase ''Dead Chat xd'', whether it be a GIF, image, video, or simple text. in order for the phrase to be effective, you need to make sure the 'xd' is lowercase, and the beginning of the first two words are caps.
#general: *is inactive for 0.042069 of a millisecond*
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Dead stare

An expression that, by the appearance of a person's eyes, is strictly intended to reveal no emotional reaction whatsoever, either
1. In a game (of poker, or any game where concealing emotion is crucial);
or
2. When questioned about an incident/problem/subject or topic, to mask possible indicators of deception or deliberate/intentional untruthfulness; as the person(s) delivering the question(s) suspect the answer may be partially or wholly dishonest, and may be skilled at reading signals indicative of lying (i.e., body language, tone of voice, eye movement, facial expressions, etc.).

Syn. with "Poker face", "Stone face"
When my folks & I got into an argument last night, and I called Dad out on his b.s., rather than giving me a direct answer, he just sat there gave me a dead stare, with a stone face with his arms folded.
by Mini-Me February 4, 2017
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dead baller

A man who is a waste. Someone who has no hype and isn't funny. Aka a fool/wasteman. A way of abusing a crap sportsman
That fool is a dead baller
Man that bloke is a dead baller
by Gabriel SLN (bad man) April 7, 2017
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dead man

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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dead leg

(Britain, Ireland): A leg that is painfully numbed, stiffened, or cramped by impact such as by a deliberate or accidental kick or other blow.

Known as a charley horse or charlie horse in the United States where it can also mean a blow to the arm, often given during horseplay.
* He lashed out with his foot and gave him a dead leg.
by Josifer July 31, 2012
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dead lay

a girl thats doesn't moan or scream while having sex. Makes the guy do all the work
The sex was awful she was a dead lay it wore me out.
by Tessa March 16, 2003
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