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by Cruiseishot March 25, 2023
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Tom Cruise

the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson
friend: Tom Cruise is the most shitty actor ever.
also friend: *gets slapped by 99.99% of earth*
by itsLunaire October 15, 2024
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Crystal cruise

When somebody and there friends drive around aimlessly smoking methamphetamine looking around to engage in some sort of trouble stealing, violence ect
We went on a Crystal cruise last night and we're so spun but snagged some bikes.
by Mr. Murk September 9, 2021
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Carribean Cruise

Recieving oral sex while smoking a zoot.
'How about a Carribean Cruise....'
by sneapdogg October 22, 2012
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Booze Cruise

A reference to the sitcom, “The Office”; particularly, S2 Ep22.

IMDb plot summary: The Dundee Mifflin staff go on a mandatory “booze cruise” to hear Michael give a motivational talk.

Spoilers!: The major turning point of this episode is that Roy announces to his long-term fiancé, Pam, and her coworkers, an official date for their wedding. Disheartened, an intoxicated Jim (who is secretly in love with his coworker, Pam.) confesses his love for her to Michael Scott, their unreliable manager. Also, in the same episode, Jim broke up with his now-ex girlfriend, Katie (S1 Ep6. She’s the “Hot Handbag Girl”)

- this verb slang refers to the imitation of Jim’s actions during that episode.

-To confess your love for someone to someone else, when it feels like you’ve completely lost your opportunity to be with them.

- plus accuracy points if:

• you were drunk during the confession

• they’re a coworker

• they were engaged

• you told it to someone unreliable,

• your boss

• you broke up your current relationship

• It took place on a literal night cruise
- Man, man, man. I can’t believe it.

- Calm down, bro. What happened?
- I committed a Booze Cruise :( .

- WHAT? LMAO! You are so dumb, a hopeless romantic 😭.
-I KNOW.
by Brob August 16, 2022
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Professional cruise ship passenger

A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.
Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)
by Itsmejessica2025 May 22, 2025
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Knee-cruise

The act of steering with the knee, when you are far too busy to use your hands. I.E. Shuffling through maps, your CD's, applying your face, arm wrestling with your passenger, etc. Usually preceded by pressing the "Cruise Control" button.
Brenda and Tommy were far too busy playing Scrabble on their way to Montana. Good thing he knows how to knee-cruise.
by Nunya Bidnis November 6, 2010
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