Cruise Crab (noun) – A tourist who scuttles off a cruise ship for a few hours, overruns a resort, hogs the amenities, disrupts the peace, and then disappears back to sea before sunset. Often seen in loud groups, sunburned, clutching a frozen cocktail, and leaving behind a trail of rental towels and half-finished piña coladas.
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Get the dutch cruise mug.A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.
Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
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