Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.

Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.

by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019

Crotch-boy

A word used to describe a male who stinks of sweaty ass and/or crotch that can be smelled within a 3 feet radius.

Jeff: Is that swass I smell?

Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.

Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.

by kingpin202 November 24, 2009

crotch sprinkles

When someone shaves their pubes and a stubble grows back.

These crotch sprinkles are so itchy, they're killing me!

by truthseer3000 May 9, 2011

Saddle Crotch

Another name for women with a thigh gap in which the gap is so wide she looks like a cowboy who just got off of a horse.

Ewwh! That women has major saddle crotch!

by Alambdadelta March 18, 2017

Crotch Wad

Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.

I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Dorito Crotch

The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.

Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
highfives

by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015

crotch bone

a bone that is attached to the y part ''vagina'' on a womans body..

I was climbing a fence and fell and broke my crotch bone

by h¢k€d õ§ February 19, 2011