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crotch tickling

To have your legs in between another person's legs while in a hot tub there for tickling the others crotch
by billy Bob Jones IV June 24, 2014
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Crotch Wad

Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.
I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
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chewbacca crotch

An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.
Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.
by walterc February 9, 2015
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crotch-kicker

A vengeful abusive person: one who uses threats to manipulate people and seeks to exact vengeance on anyone who opposes them by the most ruthless and violent means they can think of, such as kicking them in the crotch. The abuse may be a literal kick in the crotch, or may be a metaphor for hurting the person through other means.
"I told him I was leaving him. He kicked me in the crotch with steel-toed construction boots. Since that day, I call anyone bent on revenge a 'crotch-kicker.'"

"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."
by Rex Tyrannosaur December 30, 2016
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Crotch Worm

The friendly male organ that desires to burrow deep in a females worm hole.
Hank: "Hey Did you just fall from heaven cause I...uh...you...hey check out my crotch worm."

Sherah: "Whoo hoo lets go"
by Hank T June 14, 2009
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hand crotch

The skin between your thumb and pointer finger is your hand crotch.
My hand crotch is hurting so bad!
by bombshell89 January 24, 2014
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Crotch Yoga

Those twisty ass positions a pet cat or dog does to clean its junk/taint/asshole.
Goddamnit, Fluffy is doing Crotch Yoga on the dinner table again!
by weenurrs July 30, 2016
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