Creamy

A word that means annoying,boring,funny, ect.

Madison:Omg he's so creamy he told me he loved me like the first day.
Brennan: Break up with him

by Apperscotch August 17, 2016

Creamy plank

A creamy plank happens when you engage a standard plank exercise after a heavy meal.

I've just eaten too much man, went to the gym and did a creamy plank; shit was messy.

You shouldn't exercise after an Italian wedding ceremony; you risk creaming your planks!

by Zz Daddy o December 25, 2021

creamy connor

Someone who is extremely down bad and jerks off several times a day (up to double digits in 24 hours). Common phrases include "mommy", "golden showers", "musty pussy", "____ squish me with your thighs", "down bad sniff noises", and "make d1 babies with me." When they get female validation they simp really hard. Produces loads of cream daily.

bro creamy connor jerked off 15 times the other day; creamy connor is so down bad; omg he's such a creamy connor i want him to be down bad for me

by ironteddy007 February 1, 2022

creamy fingers

When a girl continues to jack off a guy after he's cummed and it's still on her fingers.

Guy: babe? Creamy fingers again?

by Username4529 January 1, 2016

creamy martin

When semen is used as lubricant.

Who needs lube when you can just do a creamy martin?

Derek likes to do creamy martins on Sue.

by hobojosh December 29, 2007

Creamy Pete

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.

Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

creamy backwash

when you creampie someone's vagina and then suck it out, swishing it around your mouth to then spit it back inside their vagina.

"i gave my S.O a creamy backwash last night. she was disgusted with me"

by MC,shizzle October 15, 2023