Creamy John

When a man puts a Chocolate or Vanilla Long John in a girls vagina

OMG last night I got the best Creamy John from the school janitor

by Didyoujust-touchmyass December 20, 2017

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Creamy

adj./n./adv./v. - A phrase to be used to express a feeling of unease and discomfort in social contexts. This is utilized often with budding relationships and introduction to new individuals.

"Hey, Katie! How did your date go with Jack?"
"Ehh...it was pretty uncomfortable to be honest. He acted so creamy when trying to hold my hand."
"Shoot! If only he was just crunchier about it all we would be fine."

"I acted so CREAMY around Sarah!"
"It's ok, Izzie, you'll be more comfortable next time!"

by EASYBAKEITUP May 2, 2018

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creamy

When shit is so fucking insane, but it just fits so well and seems so right.

Dude- "Did you see what she was wearing last night?"
Bro- "Dude that shit just looked so right"
Dude-"Yeah man it was hella creamy"

by redisfire September 24, 2017

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hot steamy creamy

It’s when you leave a hot shot of sperm in side the all mighty V.

Who’s down for a hot steamy creamy ?

by Big-D-1984 October 21, 2017

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Creamy gonzalez

When you are fucking a girl anally and a girl quite lierally shits into your tip while you're cuming which creates a cyclone of shit and cum which results in an uncleanable mess that may be stuck there for centuries.

Cmon babe, how are we going to clean up this Creamy gonzalez!

by Adumbcunt April 8, 2017

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