Covfefe

Secret confirmation to congressional leaders that the Atlantic and Pacific coast walls will be built to keep out Europeans and Asians and improve our balance of payments. "Cov" = the covert wall will be built soon. "Fe" = Atlantic Coast. "Fe" = Pacific Coast.

Covfefe. Don't tell the lying press or crying dems.

by Billy Voter June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Abbreviation, Code Word to the Russians meaning: Come Over Very Fast Expecting Fatal End

Trump: Vlad, The end is near. Covfefe to my presidency
Putin: You are on your own Donald

by hansonhands June 1, 2017

Covfefe

The level of caffeine deficiency when you doze off in the middle of a tweet.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by WhiteBear74 June 1, 2017

Covfefe

(noun) a tweet usually sent in the middle of the night while taking a shit and plotting to screw over a large amount of people

- "Yo did you see that new tweeet from the President?"

- "Yeah. It's quite the covfefe."

by The Last of the Meeheecans June 1, 2017

Covfefe

The Icelandic name of a demon known as covfefe the strong.
Similarly it is also the name of a wizard both of which are summoned by the orb of T'kketh and thier names must be placed in a certain sentence for the ritual to be complete.
Up untill now we were unable to find the required phrases untill Donald J Trump summoned them on the eve of may 31st 2017

Despite the negative press covfefe
-Summon phrase as spoken by Trump.

by Hector the erector. June 1, 2017

Covfefe

It's two different words Combined.

Cov: coverage level.

Fefe: a bundle of towels or socks, folded to resemble a fake vagina.

The news is fake, pussy!

I grabbed him at the Covfefe.

by Yrsic June 1, 2017

Covfefe

When you mean to type "Coverage" but you are too focused on hiding your lies, so you type "Covfefe".

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe" - Trump

by -Goosey June 1, 2017