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Comedian's "Full Count" 

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.
"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic

this finals doesn't count 

A word that NBA twitter uses to discredit NBA teams who won the NBA finals
This finals doesn't count because the Bucks faced an Injured Nets Team

t ig count 

I have two accounts, one account where I don't put photo of myself on profile picture and another where I dont.
Everyone can use t ig counts
t ig count by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021

Its The Count! 

(Its The Count!) is a term often used by members from MoneyCountMafia (MCM) a collective founded by Houdini B Hunnas in Chicago, Illinois.

The term is often used by rappers Houdini B Hunnas, MCM Tero, MCM miLO and 6lockBoy
YKTVS Its The Count!
Its The Count! by user074456 January 16, 2022

Nary a count

Old Southern slang describing something that is good or of high quality.
Were those biscuits and gravy any good? Yes, they were nary a count.
Nary a count by Dig Bick McGee February 6, 2022

Ain't no count 

Adjective phrase used to dismiss something as useless or woefully underperforming. Usually used to describe a lazy or incompetent worker or a sub-par piece of equipment.
"That hay hook ain't no count, there's one in the loft that's gotta better handle."
Ain't no count by Wildn May 20, 2022