coning

1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.

Hey, there's construction on 287, let's go coning.

by asupernothing May 27, 2004

self coring

n. 1. To insert a fist into a sexual area your own body.

Usually done for sexual pleasure.

One of the more popular pastimes of pouves and bull dykes. They enjoy putting their fists into their arses. This is the most efficient way to burgle turds to satisfy their coprophagous appetites.

e.g. "Self coring causes stretching, prepare to be loosened! I love coring myself."

by lawrenceofarabia September 22, 2008

Covington

a school in which everyone is smart... run by morons though...so sad

Covington killed berkshire in basketball...

by bitchen July 20, 2003

The Second Coming of Jesus

When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.

Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night.
Ashwin: Nice Bro!!!!

by Seraph151 January 6, 2019

Second Coming of Christ

Barrack Obama

Look at the following Barrack Obama has. People gaze at him in awe. This must be the Second Coming of Christ.

by Indiana Greg February 24, 2009

didn't see that coming

Hawkeye's old shield said this in "Age of Ultron."

Pietro: "Didn't see that coming."

by idiot *trademark* August 8, 2018

Chicken-cooping

To press your boxer-contained boner against a girls butt cheeks while spooning

He kept chicken-cooping me last night and I liked it. Kept my back warm all night.

by V spot November 5, 2014