Cooter Douche

1. A total idiot
2. a good substitution for the "c-word"

Man that guy is being such a cooter douche

by maggie13_49 January 19, 2009

Cooter catcher

When your clit gets stuck between a mans gapped teeth.

“Hey Erin, I had sex the other day and my clit got stuck between the guys gapped teeth, it’s called cooter catcher”

by freddiemurc April 6, 2019

Skunk Cooter

A term to reference an elderly vagina meant to also denote that it is not fresh any longer, and is therefore beyond its expiration date. Generally a vagina beyond the age of sixty, which ought to be experienced only by other members of the same age group. This term is one that is often used by younger generations to refer to older females.

I can't believe that your grandmother was flirting with me! I refuse to be involved with a skunk cooter , especially one

of that age!

by Shabda Preceptor September 20, 2016

cooter punch

Absolutely uppercutting the shit out of a bitch's pussy

I absolutely cooter punched ur mother

by jymsel May 13, 2022

cooter greed

The want of cooter, to be horny (Pronounced koo-duh-greed)
Popularized by the great song, cooter digga

1. Mannnnnnnn lets go clubbin i got some cooter greed

2. (sung to gold digga)
She gimme coota
When i'm in neeed
she gimme coota
When i got cooter greeed

by Turd Snatcher July 15, 2006

Cooter Gap

The difference between me and you

Brian: Damn Bryce how can you party that hard?

Bryce: That’s the cooter gap

by The chosen council December 30, 2020

Cooter Booter

A term for when some one kicks a woman in the vagina.

I saw my neighbors fighting out side and all of a sudden the wife gets the old Cooter Booter

by Pazman May 23, 2018