A huge bruise on your vagina resulting from a roller derby accident, where as a woman fell onto another woman's skate.
Derby girl #1 Oooooh!!! shit! Anger Affliction fell right onto her skate.
Derby girl #2 Yeah.. Thats going to leave one hell of a 'cooter shiner!'
Derby girl #2 Yeah.. Thats going to leave one hell of a 'cooter shiner!'
by Jane D.O.A. October 21, 2012
Get the Cooter shiner mug.A "pooch" or roll of fat below a chubby woman's waist that hangs over her female parts, or her "cooter".
I screwed this girl the other night, but I had to move her cooter pooch out of the way to find the hole
by Jeffinitely July 1, 2011
Get the Cooter Pooch mug.A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".
She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.
by Shad Ded November 23, 2020
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by Yuhhhh6969 November 5, 2020
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by The chosen council December 30, 2020
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by CoochieSniffer42069 March 23, 2021
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Person2: that there is what I call a cooter snatcher (deep souther twang)
Person2: that there is what I call a cooter snatcher (deep souther twang)
by Rednecktaco97 March 26, 2021
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