An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming
by Galactic nascar April 7, 2020
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by Nico121 May 27, 2020
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When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.
by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
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You could club condo at the sanctuary. I don’t know whether you did or not.
Oh, I did.
You could club condo at the sanctuary. I don’t know whether you did or not.
Oh, I did.
by Argenis HM May 6, 2023
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Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."
Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."
by RCL37 May 26, 2014
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Pro-Tip- when you shoot your load on the dogs back it’s called a wet back!
Pro-Tip- when you shoot your load on the dogs back it’s called a wet back!
Susan wouldn’t shut up so I bent her over and gave her a furry Mexican condom right in the poop shoot. Her dog, Tatino, fell in love after I gave him his own wet back!!
by White Boy Kris November 26, 2021
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Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.
Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.
by BrownBearandWhitey October 21, 2010
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