gaming computer

Gaming computer or GLORIOUS PC (personal computer, if you're a Hipster) is the best gaming device. no competition. Don't listen to the Console Peasants.

also, Praise GabeN

Guy: OMG I JUST BOUGHT A GAMING COMPUTER! IT'S SO MUCH BETeR THN EXBOX

Everybody with a brain: Fucking told you so.

by TheUlriNator March 1, 2017

computosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to computers. Signs include: smiling lovingly at the computer screen, stroking the computer and falling asleep in the same bed as the computer.

Honey, I've been wanting to tell you this for a while... I'm a computosexual.

by meow power November 10, 2009

computater

what my friend calls his computer when it is broken.

That damned computater broke again!!!!!

by Ben Dover November 19, 2003

compton pebbles

Diamonds, usually found on famous rappers hailing from various ghettos respectively. Also known as ice.

"Look at that nigga, he got them compton pebbles."

by RyanTheGhettoCzar November 9, 2006

Computer Bulimia

When your computer's hard drive is overflowing with files and you have to go through and delete the excess files or your computer will either go slower than normal or prevent you from saving any more files.

Person 1: Why haven't you saved those photos I sent you from New Year's?
Person 2: I've got a bad case of computer bulimia.

by Lil Miss Magic July 9, 2009

Computer Fat

Accumulation of fatty tissue around the abdominal and buttocks area

chair fat sitting to long computer fat

by halfsomething September 10, 2009

compton jack-o-lantern

an empty old english malt liquor bottle with a glow stick inside.

the street was marvelously lit up with compton jack-o-lanterns as the little kids went trick or treating.

by rodman2000 November 23, 2009