Getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet

Secretly getting high

The family had come for a visit so I was getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet.

by NubQueen November 25, 2020

Kiss Comfort

Not to be confused with a Comfort Kiss. Kiss Comfort is level of acceptance towards open affection and a measure of how well you can receive it. A person with high Kiss Comfort would enjoy French kissing. Someone with low Kiss Comfort would be embarrassed by a peck on the cheek. It can also loosely apply to other shows of affection like hugging, holding hands, etc.

Boyfriend: *leans in for a kiss while on a date*
Girlfriend: *leans away*
Boyfriend: "Damn girl. Your kiss comfort is so low, even though you were giving me the gawk gawk last night"
Girlfriend: "I'm just not into kissing that much."

by anonymous March 3, 2022

California campfire

Same as the Colorado campfire. But with two men.

Ken and Dave from San Francisco camping. We both enjoyed our California campfire graham crackers.

by anonymous September 29, 2022

Louisiana Campfire

It is when after your daddy has finished inside your sister, you dump a lincoln log inside her snooch, while your mama waits for the contents to pour out on the graham crackers to enjoy. May need to adjust roles based on which family members are available.

Jerry -- Your mom's asking for another Louisiana Campfire.
Nicole -- Again?!
Jerry -- God dammit Nicole, quit your bitching. ZACH! GET IT IN HERE AND HELP FEED YOUR FAMILY!

by berkmangoesboom January 25, 2023

cheater's comfort

When two cheaters feel better about cheating by talking to each other about their cheating.

This friend of mine heard I cheated on my girlfriend, so she decided to tell me about all the time she cheated. I guess she was looking for some cheater's comfort.

by ted tintsone December 21, 2010

cuteness over comfort

Looks hot, but hurts a lot!

When a women buys an article of clothing, like a pair of boots, because it looks really good, but they hurt so much, that by the end of the day they want to cut their legs off at the knee!!
Is cuteness over comfort.

by BPF362 December 17, 2015

Mr. Comfortable

That one member in every group of friends who eventually becomes far too accustomed to taking advantage of their position. This is expressed in a number of ways, including but not limited to:

-- Shitting in another member's bathroom, except in an emergency.
-- "Bumming" cigarettes, to the point of simply taking them from a pack at their leisure, without asking, and conveniently "forgetting" their own pack at every gathering.
-- Drinking the beer from the pitcher of another, with zero reciprocation. Also applicable to joint smoking.
-- Showing up uninvited, simply due to the knowledge of another member being present.

These individuals will continue offending the group until confronted with their behavior. This will often lead to an indignant response, designed to make the person confronting them feel guilty, and continue to allow the behavior. An organized shunning, or even total group exile is another possible outcome.

Also; Miss/Mrs. Comfortable

"Ahh, goddammit, everybody hide your weed. Mr. Comfortable just pulled up."

by Retired 1800 Enthusiast January 7, 2017