colon blaster

Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.

I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!

by Indy Sparkplug May 8, 2010

Colonic Briggsygation

A medical procedure in which the rectum is flushed out using Briggsy's acne pus and semen.

Little did he know, he was in for a colonic briggsygation...

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

coconut

Some one from the Pacific Island region, a Pacific Islander.

Nathan is a big coconut.

by Bally March 30, 2005

Coconut

anything or anyone that is white on the inside but brown on the outside
chicanos and other decendents of brown spanish speaking people that can't or won't speak spanish, act white, and are ashamed of their heritage

Christina Aguilera is the quintessential coconut

by Fernando December 28, 2005

colonel

A natural leader of men. Women want him and men want to be him. He drives a tank with three wind shield wipers. He commands an army of troops and often takes them on field trips for r. and r. He receives many perks from the civilian population such as a third free entree from applebees when he purchases the 2 for $20 meal deal. He is currently training troops in Orlando Florida.

random guy- Who is that guy wearing a vest and signing his autograph on women's breasts.

random guys buddy - Dude, thats the Colonel, he is the man. Look right there, that's his tank.

by people's champ01 September 30, 2011

Colonial

An adjective used to describe any person, event, or organization that is associated with excessive alcohol consumption. Derived from the fact that in colonial times approximately three times as much liquor was consumed, per capita, by the population of the United States.

“Damn Ruddy, why you gotta go colonial all the time?”
“That frat is so fucking colonial”

by Luke and Dennis January 5, 2009

Colon Crockpot

When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.

Anne: You haven't pooped in a while Craig, what's going on?
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!

by Urban humor April 1, 2016