coconut behaviour

when you're being stupid asf and you look dumb.

"omg i just texted Courtney back"
"bruv coconut behaviour"

by angelhoneyybroski November 16, 2020

Coconut ice

A sexual practice in which a penised partner ejaculates into a receiving partner’s nostrils

We’ve tried coconut ice yesterday and I can’t get the smell of Jake’s cum out of my nose.

by Coconuticer April 1, 2021

Bald Coconut

When a bald man sticks his head in a woman's vagina.

DUDE, I'M TOTALLY GONNA GIVE YOUR MOM A BALD COCONUT TONIGHT!!!!!

by baldcoconutman69 April 25, 2011

Hit A Coconut

to fuck a Jamaican person

Man I'm finna fly down to Kingston to hit a coconut!

by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape August 26, 2016

Cocoughoney

1.a)Whispering sweet nothings into the wind hoping or not hoping that the message or blurb does or doesn't fall on or off deaf ears.
2.b)Flat out flabbergasted.

What was you said that you cocoughoney?

by Vin Nguyen August 3, 2017

coconut head

My grandson, Bricen, whose head looks like a fuzzy coconut.

His head is hard and fuzzy like a coconut.

by Pappy December 6, 2003

cocunut

an asian diluted by his generation who loses all ties with his origin and becomes a dkhed.
noticed by long hair copper highlights and dont know their asian language, hindi, urdu , punjabi or gujrati
act like prcks and are the scum of the earth to all asians(COCUNUTS MAINLY COMPRISE OF HINDUS...ABOUT 99.6%)

Avi is the king of all cocunuts
that idiot needs to be slapped up...man came to my house and said he loved the beryani and samasas

by jiggaman March 29, 2005