cooking up dope

making some of that dank kush

Steve: i wanna hit some of that erb
Pete: lets cook up some dope
Steve: with what?
(Stephanie walks in)
Stephanie: obviously the Uzi, Pete start cooking up dope ffs
Steve: damn Pete you got a thicc bitch she a thot thot thot
Pete: nah she isn't actually hot, take the mask off... wait mask on.. fuck it mask off

by boujeethot April 4, 2017

cockinater

Someone who likes cock alot!

your moms a cockinater

by Erik Williams April 22, 2006

corking the blumpkin

to insert a plug into the ass while recieving fellatio, and then yanking it out during ejaculation, insuring perfect timing. also works with enemas.

"We finally got it right because we tried corking the blumpkin!"

by dickymon August 20, 2006

crotch pot cooking

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.

Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.

by Pooh02 January 2, 2009

cooking with gas

(variants: oil may replace gas)
working very efficiently(an elaboration of cooking)

Once I am donerading the book I have chosen to write about, I will be cooking with gas.

by Light Joker October 13, 2004

corking

Corking occurs when someone is about to shit themselves and another person inserts their index finger into their anus

Oh I'm so glad I corked you in time or there would be shit everywhere. That corking saved us a lot of mess.

by the corkstsar January 28, 2016

clockingstein

working and getting paid to do nothing at all. a job that even a trained monkey can do.

i'm going clockingstein today,son!
your job blows, man.
but i get paid to do shit.

by habner January 14, 2008