Don’t come close

Don’t come close means if you come close you will get your ass beat.

Tell Aiyesha don’t come close before I beat her ass

by dareal1lulu November 15, 2020

Closing the cum gates

When a men is about to cum and his girl pinches the tip of his cock to stop it

Damm bro my girl just started Closing the cum gates

by Big jiggly honkers March 20, 2023

too close to call it

When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"

Person 1: Suh du? How it's it going?
Persn 2: Too close to call it, my du...

by snatchyZ March 04, 2018

Close-in

near to the center of a town or city.

"close-in parking"

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.

Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"

by JossBarthelme April 22, 2012

Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)

Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf

by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023

Time Close

The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.

guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?

guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour

by NickyLags January 26, 2012