A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)
(not canon btw)
by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023

Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.
by OreganoMeme October 14, 2023

by Big jiggly honkers March 20, 2023

In the restaurant industry, a close-open is when a restaurant employee locks up (last to leave) or ends work at closing time of the establishment, then opens (first to arrive) or begins work at opening time of the following day
Sorry dude, I can't hang out tonight. They got me working a close-open.
Two close-opens in a row?!? Is that even legal?
Two close-opens in a row?!? Is that even legal?
by Slugmoid_Enjoyer March 11, 2025

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025
