by UK12345 November 14, 2011
Get the Whinging Clunge mug.The state, usually long-term, of being a closet homosexual that is beyond the usual level of gay and is too much of a pussy to come out of the closet. This person is usually very angry at the world because he/she has not yet advanced to being able to be a sexual accurate being.
Larry asked his girlfriend for anal sex on such a consistent basis it became clear to her he was a closet clinger.
"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"
"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"
"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
by Squeaked Moose October 21, 2011
Get the closet clinger mug.When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.
Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
Get the Homework Clinger mug.Guy 1:" bro I was so viet-chonged last night."
Guy 2: " what happened?"
Guy 1: "bro I took a gram dab and all of the sudden was mowing down dirty Gook's!"
Guy 2: " what happened?"
Guy 1: "bro I took a gram dab and all of the sudden was mowing down dirty Gook's!"
by Man of a thousand grams April 11, 2019
Get the Viet-chonged mug.A menstural blood disposal and extraction method involving a plunger being applied to the clunge in order for a vacuum to occur which extracts the menstural blood from the clunge.
Clunge Plunge for Plunging that Clunge, when in need; lunge for the clunge with a clunge plunge.
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Clunge Plunge for Plunging that Clunge, when in need; lunge for the clunge with a clunge plunge.
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by Doctor Plunge October 18, 2009
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by sara burns January 2, 2009
Get the stage five clinger mug.In Super Smash Bros., refers to a character who has similar movesets (and generally resembles) another character.
Ganondorf was a total clone of Captain Falcon in Melee. If he's in Brawl, he'd better have real movesets!
by TheGameGuy October 5, 2007
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