cautchito

A girl who identifies as a repltile but also has an identity crisis.

Cautchito is a fierce person.

by Firehotpocke18 January 12, 2018

Cautemise

The act of getting analy fucked from a searing hot prong or other blazing hot phallus.

Jack: Hey you all done with my fire poker?
JIll: Nah put it in my butt
Jack: The ol' Cautemise eh?

by TheAnalButler April 21, 2018

claptitude

A measurement of how clapped someone is from 1 to 10

Your claptitude is off the scale my friend

by MagicalBacon May 5, 2018

Clat

Means, fuck off you shithead.

Oh clat. I’m not paying you your bills.

by Haddle clat March 12, 2018

Clapturbate

Making air humping motions to flap your penis up and down so it goes beside your legs and into your ass crack. When it goes between your ass crack you clench on your cheeks so it has to squeeze through them to get out. This causes your penis to rub on the inside of the ass crack and part of the taint eventually making you ejaculate. The noise you get right when the dick hits between the ass crack before you clench them is a huge clap noise so you are essentially clapping your own cheeks.

I clapturbated too hard and pulled my foreskin off but I recommend it kids when you clapturbate you feel amazing things.

by Scrotum Slayer May 15, 2018

Claptor Raptor

Someone with the clap who intentionally tries to pass it to someone else

Don't fuck Johnny, he's a total Claptor Raptor

by Six People Stuffed in an SUV June 22, 2018

clartacius

A object or Something that resembles a woman’s arse clart, usually abused

by teens

Roadman 1: oi g that exercise ball is hella clartacius
Roadman 2: init it’s fuckin sexc

by Ingloid July 15, 2018