Orgasm Chair

A chair with a dildo/vibrator attatched to it. A person, normally female but often male, is strapped in and has the dildo turned on, while they have the time of their life.

I had a go on my grandmother's Orgasm Chair.

by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003

Claire Redfield

The main female character of Resident Evil 2, Code Veronica, and Degeneration. She is also Chris Redfield's little sister

Person 1: Who is the main character of Code Veronica?
Person 2: Oh for the first half of the game that's Claire Redfield.

by Azombieatemyshoelace October 11, 2009

Chairman RoflMao

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.

You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!

by Ross Sargent June 11, 2006

clairmont

The fattest nigga baller ever! Always entertaining and always staying up late doing his homework. Laid back personality doesn't give a fuck about what happens but don't make him mad. He'll slap you right in front of your sixth grade teacher. Never gets in trouble but parties like a wild nigger whenever he can. Always smokin dat Mary Jane and watching porn. Don't pass him up because he will never get old, and he will eat all your leftovers.

Look at that clairmont. He's such a fat nigger.

by HEPennyPacker69 March 26, 2017

Emma Claire

The best person in this earth! She is nice funny and also has a humongous ass. But don’t get me wrong if u mess with her she will kick your ass so watch out she is known for her looks and her amazing humor she most likely doesn’t have a boyfriend but when she does she most definitely has the hoes!

Person:hi what’s your name?

Person: Emma Claire

Person: U A KEEPER Z

by Cool hoe November 2, 2019

Chair Vulture

Someone who waits in ambush, waiting for the unsuspecting victim to leave there chair, then swoops down to claim there seat.

Josh stole my seat he is such a chair vulture!!!!

by Brick October 13, 2004

Chair Envy

-adj- One who desires to sit in the chair you have. Sometimes it's the last chair, sometimes it's not even your chair, but you long to sit down and be comfortable.

The people on the stairs looked over at us, and in their eyes we could see the chair envy.

by shamrock2580 August 2, 2009