To Pull a Christy

To fart, specifically while on top of someone.

Dude, it smells so bad. Did you pull a Christy?

If you don't stop pulling Christy's we are gonna have to kick you out of the car. Now open the damn window.

Christy pulled a Christy.

by joober January 26, 2005

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Crusty Breakfast Burrito

Have the girl take a huge wet shit, then start fucking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her butthole. Quiclky pull your dick out so that there shit all over your hog. Then give her the business claiming that she took a shit on your dink. As she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. Don't was your hog so that the shit on your dick has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your dick into her oral cavity.

"That bitch shat on my dick so i gave her a crusty breakfast burrito"

by The Tiger Legit King February 12, 2008

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crusty dusty dinosaur

A real old fella or young fella named gabbo

whatta crusty dusty dinosaur

by Murphy1144 May 14, 2019

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Crusty Thomas

First you put it in her ass then bust a nut and continue 2 fuck her then when the friction from the anal sex makes your cman crust around your weiner you make her lick it off.

i made Christina throw-up after she finished giving me a Crusty Thomas

by GGGangster May 17, 2006

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crusty teeth

Aka BROWN SMILE
When eating out a partner and or parters in the anus.....

1 wow man my teeth are so crusty from lasts nights gangbang.
2 holly crap check out my crusty teeth that chick had some crazy ass pubes, aleast I got a good floss while I was down there.

by Adam c Wilson May 25, 2006

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