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Bluntman and Chronic 

The two main characters of the comic book written by Banky Edwards and Holden McNeil in Chasing Amy.

Also see Jay and Silent Bob
Bluntman and Chronic are based off of Jay and Silent Bob.

coffee and chronic 

n. The act of smoking high-grade marijuana while drinking freshly-brewed coffee.
1. Brew a pot, pack a bowl, and enjoy your coffee and chronic.

2. Person 1: Rowdy party last night!
Person 2: Yea. I'm still hungover. Let's get coffee and chronic so we can clean this place up.

3. WUD U LIEK SUM COFFEE AND CHRONIC WIT UR PANCAKES?
coffee and chronic by clay 045 June 18, 2010

Somethin Chronic 

A Way To describe something in excess, either positive or negative.
1. I love You Somethin Chronic
2. I Want To Kill Somethin Chronic
Somethin Chronic by Absolut Russia November 17, 2006

the chronic of narnia

legendary weed that is supposed to be so potent, that you are stoned in one hit. many search for it, but no one has reported finding it. described as having so many red-hairs, that it looks like a lions mane
Spicolli: dude, I think I found the chronic of narnia!
Bro: naw dude, it was just good jamacian stuff, but keep trying

Undead Chronic XIV 

Undead Chronic XIV, leader of the Warband. A green-skinned gentleman that espouses physical fitness, inner-strength, and generates a very based energy. As one of the many YouTube channels to be taken down - now on his 14th channel - he continues to inspire young men and women to better themselves, although his philosophy is more attractive to men. The nightmare of feminists and soyboys. The kush-smoking, anti-feminist roaster. "No Hymen, No diamond". His Warband comprises of ten of thousands of people all over the world, although his public members include: Sir Yeetus, Reishi, Manic the Manic Mechanic, Ribby the Party Frog, and Riker the Biker. The wise gentleman, Hammerhand, is also a known friend of the group, although he is a MGTOW Monk.
GUY A: My girlfirend dumped me for Chad.
GUY B: Bro, don't worry about it. Check out "Undead Chronic XIV".
GUY A: My friends said he hated women.
GUY A: HAHAHAHA. Dude, the guy saved my life.
Undead Chronic XIV by afrosaxonixv February 18, 2022

bubonic chronic 

1. weed that gets you straight FUCKED UP

2. Very potent marijuana
Yo Collins used to sell that fuckin bubonic chronic, damn shame the po blew up his spot.
bubonic chronic by ABJ March 20, 2005