chromozoned

When someone is rejected by a love interest of the same gender because they're heterosexual.

"Man, I was totally chromozoned last night, turns out Ashley's only into dudes."

by toreadorean January 4, 2014

The Chromie Homies

The most powerful, super group of speeds to ever roam the world! Their quest is to rid the world of all things Gay and eViL. The Chromosomes will live on! With their Captain, The Helmet, Tourette’s, A creature known as WWW, Anyerismo, Mr.Chromtastic, Downy Boi, and The Caretaker(who is the only normal person in this stupid ass group). Together they will stop all evil and get rid of the gay(and Helseth)

Oh Shit! The Chromie Homies are here!

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodFaggot June 18, 2018

Chromey

A person who is very unintelligent and may show signs of needing mental help.

Your are acting like such a Chromey right now!

by Shmeatboy November 14, 2017

Chromebibliaphobia

Severe fear/ disgust of the Google Chromebook due to its limited privacy and functionality.

Human 1: "I got the new HP Chromebook 13!"

Human 2: *Screams in terror* "Get that horrific device away from me, I have Chromebibliaphobia!"

by W2081d May 1, 2017

Chromeo and Juuliet

It is a story about Romeo with an extra chromosome and Juliet who likes to hit juuls.

After that I might get my own copy of Chromeo and Juuliet.

by Badger McBadgerson March 7, 2019

Chromebook

A useless "laptop" that you cant run original doom on. They are way too expensive for what they can do, and yeah i guess its good for kids but just get a decent windows laptop for them. At least it will be cheaper.

Person 1: "I bought a Chromebook and its terrible! It cant even do anything besides run google meet horribly."
Person 2: "How much was it?"
Person 1: "1000 bucks"
Person 2: "WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW?? WHY??? IS THAT LEGAL????"

by ramsenn February 26, 2021

Chremes

An attractive mature male homo-sapien sporting unusually large balls wielding a large lead pipe to strike unsuspecting "newbies", breaking their will to his own and flagrantly abuses and degrades unsuspecting "victims"
Single tail wanna be ;)

Whose a pretty pretty princess?! Chremes is!!!

by savage kitten August 24, 2011