chillin with no make up on

the best response to the question, "what are you doing?". derived during the summer of 09, this phrase simply means that nothing is going on, but you are simply hanging around or relaxing (with no make up on). it shall be an amazing response for years to come.

Connor - hey what's up?
definitly not Steffi - nothin chillin with no make up on
Connor - oh thats cool wanna hook up later?
Again, definitely not Steffi - ok

by ldsfbhjasdbfhabhjvbhberjgf January 3, 2010

Puerto Rican Chili Bowl

When you've met a new female friend and bought her back to your place/hotel, after failing to score she takes a huge dump in your bathroom before saying goodbye and leaving.

Guy 1: How'd last night go? I saw you leave with her!

Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"

by Billy Carwash February 20, 2011

chili shits

The flaming end to a hot bowl of chili.

Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten that four-alarm chili. I had the chili shits all night.

by Jack August 5, 2006

chili ring

The feces that remains around your asshole if you do not wipe well enough.

She had a nice ass, but also a nasty chili ring. She's gotta wash her butt.....

by supacool(o)(o) July 1, 2008

chillie dog

When you shit on a womans chest then proceed to thrust your penis in between her large breasts using your feces as lubercation.

by JP October 20, 2003

Chillin' with the Weasel

Staying home and resting one's cock for the night.

Hey Holmes, where is yo brotha? He's at home chillin' with the weasel because he's been gettin' a bunch of strange pussy night after night.

by PC Holmes March 25, 2009

chillin like a ville'n

Refers to the state of ultimate boredom when you are engaged in time wasting activities on Facebook such as Farmville, Frontierville, and all the other "villes".

Brett: Dood that party last Friday was awesome! I thought I would see you there.
Steve: Na man, I didn't get invited. I was just chillin like a ville'n in my dorm room.

by Brett Hull June 27, 2010